I should write a book call Fifty Shades of Ray so you can read all about the wild hot sex I never had.
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
my life motto
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
i reblog most of my post adding captions of my own because im smart and funny but no one will ever appreciate them because im not popular :(
when baes parents leave
i hope in ten years time you this post will reblogged onto your dash by the guy dating your daughter or son