I should write a book call Fifty Shades of Ray so you can read all about the wild hot sex I never had.

 

eat-pray-squart:

eat-pray-squart:

what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?

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i was going to say concealer..

well now they know

 let it go

crentist:

OMFg

ITS LORNE MICHAELS AND SATURDAY NIGHT LIVES YOU STUPID SIMON GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT NO WONDER YOU DESERVED TO BE AN E LISTER JUST ROT AS AN E LISTER SCUMBAG

crentist:

OMFg

ITS LORNE MICHAELS AND SATURDAY NIGHT LIVES YOU STUPID SIMON GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT NO WONDER YOU DESERVED TO BE AN E LISTER JUST ROT AS AN E LISTER SCUMBAG

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers)

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

(Source: thedeathmerchant)

the fifty shades of grey trailer is a joke rite lol

Guy ejaculated on girl’s back

This happened in my town today, I saw it on my town’s facebook page telling women to be more careful about perverts like this.

A girl who was shopping with her little brother today went to a gaming arcade with her brother at a mall. She stood behind her brother who is playing one of those race car game thingy while waiting for him.

Suddenly she felt like someone was standing behind her. She turned around and saw a guy. Thinking he was going to steal her handbag, she checked it. Her handbag was still with her.

After that, she felt something wet on her shirt. She checked it and turns out the guy was masturbating behind her and ejaculated on her. The guy already left before she could do anything. She immediately went to the counter at the mall and asked if they have CCTVs in the gaming arcade. The person in charge who is a man said yes. So she told him what happened. He replied: “Even if you know who he is it doesn’t matter, you can’t catch him” and ignored her. 

She didn’t say anything more after that, went to buy new clothes, put them on and threw away the old ones.

I was so fucking pissed when I saw this and I just had to share it out for others to see. 

for people who are living in a prison they sure have some expensive ass jackets

(Source: donniedarkos)

sherlocksmyth:

hotbabysitter:

My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!

That’s it. That’s the play.

(Source: juilan)

haycalhay:

First things first

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you should want a bad see like this huh