I should write a book call Fifty Shades of Ray so you can read all about the wild hot sex I never had.
plot twist: two male characters are platonic friends and the fandom appreciates them as such
plot twist: two male characters are canonically super gay for each other and have well written characterisations that don’t revolve around their sexuality and that people stop complaining about people wanting to see queer relationships in the media they consume
HOW CAN I CONTACT THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE FORCE?
hey anon, try mixing it up by adding peanut butter and jello too :D