I should write a book call Fifty Shades of Ray so you can read all about the wild hot sex I never had.

 

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

It’s a metaphor, see. You watch the crying thing right with your eyes, but you don’t give it the power to do the crying. 

It’s a metaphor, see. 
You watch the crying thing right with your eyes, but you don’t give it the power to do the crying. 

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

my life motto

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

i reblog most of my post adding captions of my own because im smart and funny but no one will ever appreciate them because im not popular :(

disneyvillainsforjustice:

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

"Another scene I remember now as an adult is every morning at school we started the day with the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag…there was the American flag flying over the camp but I could also see the barbed wire fence and the sentry towers pointing at us from my schoolhouse window as I recited the words ‘With liberty and justice for all’." - George Takei, The Daily Show (July 24, 2014). 

Full Episode (apologies, The Daily Show website does not have the best video player). 

To Be Takei documentary official website. 

- Mod Dawes Sr. 

internetexplorers:

11 abominations

the bible said doritos and your mouth , NOT DORITOS AND MILK

internetexplorers:

11 abominations

the bible said doritos and your mouth , NOT DORITOS AND MILK

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welfareglasses:

when baes parents leave

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i hope in ten years time you this post will reblogged onto your dash by the guy dating your daughter or son